Mommy: "Kylie did you go to speech class this week?"
Kylie: "nope"
Mommy: "Are you sure?"
Kylie: "no mommy, I didn't go."
Mommy: "Are you sure Kylie? The speech teacher said she would start this week."
Kylie (said with exasperation): "Does it sound like I went to speech class?"
We have a refrigerator where you can get water out of the door. Kylie is waiting for her turn behind Jeremy. Jeremy is filling up a huge cup. Kylie's comment" Daddy, hurry up! You are holding everyone up!" A few seconds later from Kylie "Daddy thats enough water, you are going to teetee in bed!"
I asked Caroline the other day if there was a little boy in her class named Cameron. Her reply is "yes, and he is, like, sooo in love with Mia (caroline's best friend). It is just so awkward when he is around." Later that night she asks me "Mommy, what does awkward mean?"
Kylie: "Caroline, do you know what daddy does for a job?"
Caroline: "Nope"
Kylie: " He is a Landman. That means he goes out and finds land for other people."
As you can tell our comedian is Kylie. She doesn't mean to be but she seems to think much differently than most 5 yr olds. Caroline is our reasonable one and Thatcher is our stunt man. Only time will tell were Ayden fits into this group.








